Anonymous asked
semen in your butthole poo whatcha gonna do watcha gonna do

i had a baby once. but i fucked it to death

united we fail: we all hit play.

deadmau5:

its no secret. when it comes to “live” performance of EDM… that’s about the most it seems you can do anyway. It’s not about performance art, its not about talent either (really its not) In fact, let me do you and the rest of the EDM world button pushers who fuckin hate me for telling you how it…

uncleblazer:

my Doritos Super Bowl commercial 

WORKAHOLICS: Wordaholics - DRO

workaholics:

Dro: Nickname for the herb known primarily as marijuana, but check it randy, it’s also known by many, many other handles. Derived from HyDROponically grown grass, a type of lab-based pot that is, like, better and more man made and shit.

Like, you build Robocop in a lab? He’s better than a…

okay guys

i’m working on my thesis now, so don’t worry

crisis averted

i’ll keep you updated

okay, i won’t, i’ll stop posting